Intern:
A person, most often of college age, who works
for no or low wages and who is referred to by hardened staffers
as a “slave” and subject to humiliation and lascivious comments
by said staffers; instantly identifiable by their palpable and
oppressively inappropriate excitement regarding any task; a grim
reminder of you in your youth, when you had hope, energy,
promise, and a physique reasonably attractive to potential suitors.